POOR BILL THE PONY!!! Poor Bill the stinking, scrawny pony, INDEED! What about the original Bill? Huh? What about that poor underrated, misunderstood, poorly written upstanding citizen of Bree that fed and bred that ungrateful piece of horse meat at the expense of house and hearth? And what thanks did he get for it? An apple between the eyes from an ungrateful little sot!
Phooey on your pony!
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I prefer Gillaume d’Férny, connoisseur of fine fruit.
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