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Old 06-14-2011, 10:46 PM   #15
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Thumbs up ArdaCup.com Stats Report 1: Pre-tourney

Sports enthusiasts all over Menel and Cemen are once again abuzz with the upcoming Arda Cup 2011. Here at ArdaCup.com Stats Report we bring you nothing but the numbers and the stats the discerning fan needs to know.

The rosters and the groups have just been released, and so for now ArdaCup.com Stats Report shall content itself with predicting the group winners by counting the stars.
(DISCLAIMER: ArdaCup.com Stats Reports is not in any way affiliated with astrologers. Except when we have no stats. Which we don't have for now.)
Group A:
Doriath and Tirion to advance as first and second, respectively.

Group B:
Wilderland will advance as group leader. Since Anduin and Misty Mountains both have one star, our totally-scientific-and-not-random-at-all coin flip predicts that Misty Mountains will advance as runner-up.

Group C:
Angband and Anfauglith to advance as first and second, respectively.

Group D:
Eregion and Gondor to advance as first and second, respectively.

Group E:
Tol-in-Gaurhoth and Mordor to advance as first and second, respectively.

Group F:
Westernesse will advance as group leader. Since Númenor and Tol Eressëa both have two stars, our totally unbiased writer predicts that Tar-Míriel and Númenor will advance as runner-up.

Group G:
Pelóri and Gondolin to advance as first and second, respectively.

Group H:
Lothlórien and Minas Morgul to advance as first and second, respectively.

Watch out for the next ArdaCup.com Stats Report; we may actually have stats by then.
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