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Kuruharan · 06-15-2011, 12:32 PM

By: Chrysophalax Dives, Underground

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The Underground recently sat down with the phantom to discuss the upcoming Cup...and some other stuff.

Underground: Thank you for meeting with us today.

the phantom: You're welcome. I am excited to have a new means of sharing myself with my fans!

Underground: How do you feel about your team’s chances in this year’s Cup?

the phantom I feel great! Obviously our fans need have no concerns about my performance on the pitch as I am the living, breathing definition of the word “awesome.”

Underground: What about the rest of your squad?

the phantom: Who? Ha-ha! Just kidding. I have a great supporting cast starting with NogWolf’s ability to argue the opposing defenders into an intellectual corner leaving them befuddled on the pitch and helpless to interfere with his goal scoring. Behind me I have SkipWolf’s ability to utterly bog down the opposing strikers and KuruWolf’s ability to bribe them into being offside.

Underground: You are on record as saying you believe Gandalf’s tactic of uncloaking at the drop of a hat is the most effective offensive tactic ever conceived. Will Tol-in-Gaurhoth be employing this tactic during this year’s Cup?

the phantom: I’m afraid I’m not going to get into specifics of our planned tactics this year. However, everyone can rest assured that our performance will be eye-opening!

Underground: Keeping on the Gandalf theme, isn’t it true that during the offseason, you and Gandalf discussed with each other the possibility of you two playing for the same team?

the phantom: I talk to all kinds of people as I am amazingly popular.

Underground: Isn’t it also true that in spite of your public commitments to never leave the Tol-in-Gaurhoth side, as a result of your chats with Gandalf, you entered into negotiations with Lorien to sign with them?

the phantom: I categorically deny that!

Underground: Which is unfortunate because we have a record of a conversation you had with Galadriel where she said to you, “I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired to ask what you offer.”

the phantom: .........she wasn’t necessarily talking about my signing with her team…

Underground: Can you confirm that your own negotiations to join her fell through when Gimli agreed to sign up, ironically enough, for a lock of hair?

the phantom: No comment.

Underground: Can you confirm or deny rumors that Galadriel has now paid so many players with locks of her hair that she is now, for all intents and purposes, bald?

the phantom: That’s it! This interview is over!

06-15-2011, 12:32 PM	#18
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,593	Treason in Tol-in-Gaurhoth? By: Chrysophalax Dives, Underground Umbar- The Underground recently sat down with the phantom to discuss the upcoming Cup...and some other stuff. Underground: Thank you for meeting with us today. the phantom: You're welcome. I am excited to have a new means of sharing myself with my fans! Underground: How do you feel about your team’s chances in this year’s Cup? the phantom I feel great! Obviously our fans need have no concerns about my performance on the pitch as I am the living, breathing definition of the word “awesome.” Underground: What about the rest of your squad? the phantom: Who? Ha-ha! Just kidding. I have a great supporting cast starting with NogWolf’s ability to argue the opposing defenders into an intellectual corner leaving them befuddled on the pitch and helpless to interfere with his goal scoring. Behind me I have SkipWolf’s ability to utterly bog down the opposing strikers and KuruWolf’s ability to bribe them into being offside. Underground: You are on record as saying you believe Gandalf’s tactic of uncloaking at the drop of a hat is the most effective offensive tactic ever conceived. Will Tol-in-Gaurhoth be employing this tactic during this year’s Cup? the phantom: I’m afraid I’m not going to get into specifics of our planned tactics this year. However, everyone can rest assured that our performance will be eye-opening! Underground: Keeping on the Gandalf theme, isn’t it true that during the offseason, you and Gandalf discussed with each other the possibility of you two playing for the same team? the phantom: I talk to all kinds of people as I am amazingly popular. Underground: Isn’t it also true that in spite of your public commitments to never leave the Tol-in-Gaurhoth side, as a result of your chats with Gandalf, you entered into negotiations with Lorien to sign with them? the phantom: I categorically deny that! Underground: Which is unfortunate because we have a record of a conversation you had with Galadriel where she said to you, “I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired to ask what you offer.” the phantom: .........she wasn’t necessarily talking about my signing with her team… Underground: Can you confirm that your own negotiations to join her fell through when Gimli agreed to sign up, ironically enough, for a lock of hair? the phantom: No comment. Underground: Can you confirm or deny rumors that Galadriel has now paid so many players with locks of her hair that she is now, for all intents and purposes, bald? the phantom: That’s it! This interview is over! __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...