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Old 06-18-2011, 02:38 PM   #27
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Boots Team Mordor

By: Ugluk, Underground

Lugburz-

Much attention has been paid to the flashier more ego-centric teams in the lead up to this year's Arda Cup. But what about some of the lesser known teams? Some of them inevitably kick a few of the more heavily favored teams to the curb and make a deep run in the tournament. One such possible dark felbeast contender is Mordor. Some say Mordor might be one of the favorites in Group E, but can you remember more than three players from this squad without looking?

Thought not.

We here at The Underground are dedicated to bringing you a comprehensive picture of everything that happens at this year's Cup. In light of this I recently spoke to Grishnakh, one of the players from Mordor you probably forgot was in this year's Cup.

Ugluk: Thank you for doing this interview.

Grishnakh: You're welcome, ape!

Ugluk: First off, how do feel about your squad this year?

Grishnakh: I feel great about it! The Watcher is proving itself well in the goal and Herself is an absolute beast on the field. The...umm...others...whoever they are...are doing fine as well.

Ugluk: What do you say to those who think the supposedly star Nazgul on your squad are not performing nearly as well as they make out?

Grishnakh: They speak of what is deep beyond the reach of their muddy dreams! One day they will wish they had not said that!

Ugluk: Your squad has performed comparatively well in the friendlies and yet there are those who are already assigning that group to T-I-G saying T-I-G will wake up once the real competition begins and the level of competition your squad has faced thus far is a poor measure of your actual abilities.

Grishnakh: I Grishnakh say this: They are fools, but the Great Eye is watching them!

Ugluk: The Great Eye is not on your squad this year...

Grishnakh: Yeah well...you didn't even make a team this year!

Ugluk: Am I sensing some resentment of the fact your precious master has rarely played on a squad from his own land?

Grishnakh: Ugluk u bagronk sha push-dug...

*abrupt end of interview*
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