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Old 07-05-2011, 02:05 AM   #2937
Laurinquë
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Laurinquë has been trapped in the Barrow!
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Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior View Post
No, no, no! You've got it all wrong! I am a hobbit actually. What? You thought I had a beard? That's preposterous! No, I do not have a beard.
Lies. You're totally a dwarf.

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Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior
But the Evil Mayonnaise wasn't really such a long time ago. Because if it was, that makes me one of those ancient Downers. Huh
Not ancient, you're just of a certian vintage. Anyway, it was only recently that I have learned of the deplorable subastance known as "low-fat mayonnaise". Now I have a deeper appriciation for its powers of corrosiveness and tunnel-clearing.

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