WHAT?! Bagpipes the work of the Morgoth?! What blasphemy! Bagpipes are the purest expression of the Music this side of the Dagor Dagorath!
And, Balrogs must have been able to swim. Remember in TTT when everyone's favorite Istar says that he and the Balrog of Moria 'plunged into deep water' after they fell?
QED. And shenanigans on anyone who says otherwise.
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Adûn izindi batân tâidô ayadda: îdô kâtha batîna lôkhî.
Êphalak îdôn Yôzâyan. Êphal êphalak îdôn hi-Akallabêth.
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