That night, the three actors debated who to kill listlessly. They'd agreed that they had to keep going now. Even if they'd tried to back out, the other actors would kill them the moment they found them. They had no choice but to kill again toNight. They made their choice quickly. No one really wanted to argue, and they all agreed that the sooner they got this over with, the better.
But when they arrived at the trailer, they found someone else waiting for them.
"Is that a...ski mask?" one of the murderers asked.
"You notice the ski mask first?" another said. "Instead of, say, the machete?"
"I have access to the props department," the Ranger explained.
"Yeah, yeah, got that, but...why not a sword, or a bow, or something cool?"
"I don't know how to use those."
"And you know how to use a machete?"
"I once killed a snake with one. Long story."
"And...you're not going to let us past."
"That'd kind of defeat the purpose of getting all suited up like this, wouldn't it?"
The third murderer shrugged. "You could always join us."
"Put those machete skills to good use," added the second.
"I've already got a use," the Ranger said, swinging wildly at the murderers.
"Pity," the first murderer said, walking backwards into the shadows. "This could've been a lot more fun. I suppose we'll have to kill you eventually."
The Ranger looked around. The murderers had faded into the shadows. "Wait!" he yelled suddenly, realizing that he still didn't know who they were. "Come back!"
But the only answer he got was a quiet laugh, so quiet he didn't know for sure whether or not he'd imagined it.
Starring
Tum as Frodo
Foley as Sam
Sally as Merry
Eomer as Pippin
G55 as Fredregar Bolger
Shasta as Legolas
Eruhen as Gimli
Eonwe as Boromir
Boro as Gandalf
Bom Tombadillo as Tom Bombadil
Nerwen as Galadriel
Dead
Lottie as The Director
Glirdy as Glorfindel the Ordo
Zil as Elrond the Ordo
McCaber as Aragorn the Ordo
Day 3 has begun.
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I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris
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