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Originally Posted by FlimFlamSam
Not so much difficult, unless you count all the other crap like Unfinished Tales, the HoME series, and everything else all lumped in with it, including Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien.
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Which many of us enjoy on this site, and you're setting yourself up to be greatly mocked.
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Boring might be a better description. Creation myths make me retch.
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Hey, I'm not a doctor, but I think I have a solution for this retching of yours. If creation myths make you retch, don't read them.
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Yeah, and then throws a bunch of stuff into the revised version of Lord of the Rings like a pimp whoring out some aged, flabby, mascara and poundcake-make-up encrusted and frankly nasty piece of work hoping to make an extra shilling on a two-for-one deal.
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I'm not sure which part of that abusive, partially misogynist statement to attack first. Did you have a bad experience with a prostitute then? Is that why you're in such a bad mood?
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If they had published The Silmarillion then, he would have never written Lord of the Rings.
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And...? Guess what, and I don't want to shock you, but - he's the author. He gets to decide what he writes.
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In a nut-shell, without my bias; The Silmarillion was never finished because Mr. Tolkien never really wanted to finish it, and it shows when reading it.
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Bias: a particular tendency or inclination, especially one that prevents unprejudiced consideration of a question.
Your prejudice against the Silm seems to be crowding your ability to fully consider anything anybody else says. You want to know why the Silm shows it was never finished - because Tolkien died while writing his myth, and it was put together after his death by his son. So in your mind, dying = not wanting to finish it. Okkaayyy....
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Nothing in the FAQ about quoting regulations.
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I think the mods assumed that anybody posting here would be able to understand that the quote tool was there for a reason - clearly, as you have proved, they vastly overestimated the intelligence of trolls/idiots (as you deny you are the first, you must be assumed that latter.)
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I really just don't like it. I've spent nearly 30 years now wasting my time reading all the other books with meticulous care as they came out and have come to now LOATH The Silmarillion and attached materials in all forms except what is breifly alluded to in Lord of the Rings, and even then it's a stretch for me, simply due to past exposure to the other books.
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I've heard of slow readers, but really? It took you 30 years to realize you didn't like a book? Wow. You must have read a word a day.
It's called this is a fansite (note the FAN part), and criticism does not necessitate harsh words, insults, or small minds that refuse to admit any opinion but there own is right.
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I did say so. And your opinion was to say "absurd" and "ridiculous".
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No, she said the manner in which you expressed yourself was absurd and ridiculous. Perhaps a class in reading comprehension is in order?
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No, it was his lifelong hobby.
One he did not want to "finish".
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Oh! I see, Tolkien should have quit his job and lived on the dole, just so that he could work on the books 24/7. He could even have sent his kids off to boot camp or something, so there would be no distractions. /sarcasm
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He just plain liked to tinker, even with "completed" things.
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And that is wrong because? It was his work - he was free to do whatever he wanted with it.
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All right. So I'll dismiss the long-standing covert letter campaign to Tolkien groups and their heads (and fans) alluding to his Silmarillion and complaining that readers wouldn't like it according to the publisher; along with letters to the publisher itself.
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Again, it's wrong for him to mention that he disagrees with the publisher because why?