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Galadriel55 · 08-17-2011, 03:31 PM

It has been discovered that the owner and publisher of EAisticle is the same person who got a certain place in the Phantasy Football competition. We stalked her all Day... day long, waiting for her to finish playing Werewolf already so that we could interview her. When we finally caught her, we bound and gagged her and threatened to dump her in evil mayo if she doesn't answer our questions.

And she didn't.

But then we realised that we gagged her, so we took out the gag. This is what the conversation looked like:

Reporter: Galadriel55, isn't it?

G55: Miss Galadriel55, you snaga.

Reporter: Oh whatever. What is your final standing in the Fantasy Phootball?

G55: It's Phantasy Football.

Reporter: Oh whatever. What is your final standing?

G55: My final is not standing. It is sitting.

Reporter: Whatever! How did you finish?

G55: I didn't finish! I'm not done with them yet!

Reporter: I don't care! What place did you get?

G55: Third.

Reporter: ...Third?

G55: Last.

Reporter: So third or last?

G55: Third last.

Reporter: ...Whatever.

At this point, a corrsepondent came running from the pitch with new news. He handed us a piece of paper where we read all the truth about our boss.

Reporter: It says here that you are on the Werewolves' team. Are you?

G55: Am not! What a way to accuse people! I'm an ordo!

Reporter: But you are! You're on the T-I-G team. And yet you predicted that Doriath will win the finals. Is that right?

G55: There's only one final, and it's sitting!

Reporter: Yes, we heard that already. But we want to find out something else. We have a hutch - just the teensiest suspicion - that you purposely let your team down to get those prediction points. Is that true?

G55: Prediction points are always true if you predict the right thing.

Reporter: No, I meant, is it true that you subtly stopped your team from winning to get those prediction points?

G55: What? How DARE you suggest that?! You're the wolf! Lynch him!

Reporter: ...Whatever.

G55: That's it! You're fired! And you're not allowed to publish this issue! I forbid you!

At this point we decided that we don't need any more information, so we thought it's high time to dump her in evil mayo. But since we couldn't find any, we just let her go.

We still published the interview, but we were fired and we couldn't do anything about that. We are now looking for a place to work with The Downer. If there will not be any such, we will work there illegally.

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Thank you for reading!

08-17-2011, 03:31 PM	#145
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,490	Last of EAisticle for this year! It has been discovered that the owner and publisher of EAisticle is the same person who got a certain place in the Phantasy Football competition. We stalked her all Day... day long, waiting for her to finish playing Werewolf already so that we could interview her. When we finally caught her, we bound and gagged her and threatened to dump her in evil mayo if she doesn't answer our questions. And she didn't. But then we realised that we gagged her, so we took out the gag. This is what the conversation looked like: Reporter: Galadriel55, isn't it? G55: Miss Galadriel55, you snaga. Reporter: Oh whatever. What is your final standing in the Fantasy Phootball? G55: It's Phantasy Football. Reporter: Oh whatever. What is your final standing? G55: My final is not standing. It is sitting. Reporter: Whatever! How did you finish? G55: I didn't finish! I'm not done with them yet! Reporter: I don't care! What place did you get? G55: Third. Reporter: ...Third? G55: Last. Reporter: So third or last? G55: Third last. Reporter: ...Whatever. At this point, a corrsepondent came running from the pitch with new news. He handed us a piece of paper where we read all the truth about our boss. Reporter: It says here that you are on the Werewolves' team. Are you? G55: Am not! What a way to accuse people! I'm an ordo! Reporter: But you are! You're on the T-I-G team. And yet you predicted that Doriath will win the finals. Is that right? G55: There's only one final, and it's sitting! Reporter: Yes, we heard that already. But we want to find out something else. We have a hutch - just the teensiest suspicion - that you purposely let your team down to get those prediction points. Is that true? G55: Prediction points are always true if you predict the right thing. Reporter: No, I meant, is it true that you subtly stopped your team from winning to get those prediction points? G55: What? How DARE you suggest that?! You're the wolf! Lynch him! Reporter: ...Whatever. G55: That's it! You're fired! And you're not allowed to publish this issue! I forbid you! At this point we decided that we don't need any more information, so we thought it's high time to dump her in evil mayo. But since we couldn't find any, we just let her go. We still published the interview, but we were fired and we couldn't do anything about that. We are now looking for a place to work with The Downer. If there will not be any such, we will work there illegally. _____________________________ Thank you for reading! __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera Last edited by Galadriel55; 08-17-2011 at 09:39 PM.