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Argorn: What do your elven eyes see?
Legolas: *eyeballs him* A dirty old stinking man who... oops.
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Legolas: I'm sorry, Fellowship, but I cannot continue with you into Moria! I forgot my best body lotion in Rivendell!
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Celeborn: Welcome, prince of Mirkwood! You're ugly.
Legolas: Bu...bu... bu... *wails*
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Gimli: They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
Legolas: Hey, that's MY line!
Gimli: But that doesn't change the situation. They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera
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