Phact: When the phantom looks in the mirror of Erised, he sees only himself. So does everyone else, but they lie about it.
Phact: Sauron revealed then to Gorlim that Eilinel was long dead, and that what he had thought was his wife was the phantom intending to trick him.
Phact: the phantom regularly tosses dwarves.
Phact: Orlando Bloom based his shield and oliphaunt surfing moves on the phantom, who will often slide around on his kitchen floor in his socks.
Phact: the phantom does not sleep. He waits.
Phact: the phantom's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No-one fools the phantom.
Shadowphax: There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse because the phantom is going to walk.
Phaxe: the phantom knows how much a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Phact: the phantom doesn't read books. He just stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door
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