We must celebrate the joys in Boro's life! Sing with me, my fellow villagers!
Shasta:
Boromir, I really must admit it
You sure were a special kind of mod
We’ll all miss you, sir
But I guess it ensures
That we don’t have you and Sally acting odd
Sally:
His name is....Boromir
Did it get hot in here?
I think he might be near
I just might swoon
Shasta: You two 
Sally:
Boro, I love you so
Why did you have to go?
I had yet to 
Yes, that’s my Boromir
He’s always full of cheer
He likes to flirt with dear old me
And if he’s really dead
We’ll have a boring thread
And I may have to scream
You're a mod who really is just playing
With all of our tiny simple minds
You’re not really dead! Saw it on the thread!
So that must mean you’re still really mine
*cupcake dance*
His name is Boromir
And he’s still posting here
Through Nights we’ll scheme our lives away
Shasta:
No way...
Sally:
I’m just so happy since
I found my long-lost prince
Shasta:
Sally, will you just accept that Boro’s mostly D-E-
Sally:
D-E-N-Y
Everyone:
He died!
Sally: Aw, guys! 
(Original
here. That is all. Now that I've rushed that along, it's time to
get down to business.)