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Today, under the thirty year rule, top secret Government documents were released for the first time. The most shocking of these reveals the mayhem that overtook the BBC TV Centre when John Noakes inadvertently transmitted the rabies virus to the Blue Peter pets. Petra was last seen being chased by a transmogrified Valerie Singleton in the form of a vampire bat through the Italian Sunken Garden as the whole complex was plunged into darkness when a crazed Peter Purves chewed his way through the power cables.
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Gordon's alive!
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