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Originally Posted by MCRmyGirl4eva
What people don't realize is that Sauron wants his ring back before his wife finds out he lost it. Otherwise, he's going to be sleeping on the couch for a VERY long time.
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Sauron's wife? That gives a whole new meaning to the "Mouth" of Sauron. 
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.
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