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How would one acquire an orc army?
Simple. One merely needs a Platinum Uruk Business Visa card. Don't leave Orthanc without it...
Spawning pits: $5172.63
Human flesh: $6.95 per pound
Voice lessons: $15.00 per hour
An army of 10,000 Orcs? Priceless!
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.
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