I came across a Christmas card I decided to send to a fellow fan. It had a polar bear on the ice, wearing a red and white hat, saying '
One of my favourite things about this time of year is the cute little elves...' Inside the polar bear explained that '
They taste like chicken!'
When writing, I decided to add the following:
It was not a good time and place for this polar bear, on the Grinding Ice, and overheard by a group of large, warlike, very cold, very hungry and very angry Fingolfin-led elves!
What do people think?