[Inziladun]

Frosty the Snowman was an anti-Christmas fiend
With his buddy Claus he watched the cheer
and it really got him steamed.

Frosty the Snowman had a really special plan
To off the village and emerge unscathed
Saying "Lynch me if you can!"

There must have been some bad luck when
that first kill went awry
For when he sent it to the Mod
He could only sigh.

O, Frosty the Snowman still thought he had a chance
So he checked the wind and bussed his mate
Without a backward glance.

Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Look at that bus go
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Much to Legate's woe.

Frosty the Snowman knew the Seer began with "G"
But he thought "She's likely a Ranger pick"
And he had to let her be.

Down in the village
The Seer gave a shout
"I know the wolf and now we can
Get this mess sorted out.

Get the gallows nice and ready
For a lynching here this Day.
We'll laugh and smile and have a toast
As the evil goes away."

For Frosty the Snowman it was a dreary time
Evil schemes and victorious dreams
Turned suddenly on a dime.

Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Let's do Frosty in
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
But he will rise again!