[Morsul the Dark]

Mine includes romance, politics, and a sword fight...

Yay verilly twas some time ago September 30, 2006. I had been campaigning for a man running for "Congress" a man who had tried to outlaw chocolate. He had misunderstood the difference between cacao leaves and beans one for cocaine the other for chocolate. despite this stumble I carried on campaigning.

One day I was to distribute fliers throughout the land decrying our incumbent and speaking the victories of our candidate. It was a tiring task so I enlisted the aid of my fine mannered friend and Companion Juanathon or just Juan as his real name is. I promised a trip to a mall many miles away in the north, it would be his prize to be gleaned from his efforts.

We spent hours walking door to door being laughed at by the locals unaccustomed to the a cahllenger going against "Their Guy." After a suh hardships I did as promised and drove Juanathon to the mall of the north where we had run ins with... well it was pretty dull really, it was a mall.

Then betrayal! In KB Toys I found my ever loyal companion brandishing a blade against me, A Sword of Foam! I took up arms against this insolence and the foam sword battle raged for Seconds on end! Then exhausted by the heat of battle he surrendered I put down my blade in victory that was when She came.

A voice from behind me, "You should not have put down your sword." A sneak attak I took on this new challenger this female warrior. I succumbed in the end to her superior foam sword battle skills.

And that's how I met my wife.