Hmm...wow good question. My favorite line...I have so many!
BOOK:
Ho, Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo. Bright blue his good old jacket is, and his boots are yellow. Old Tom Bombadil, water lillies bringing, comes hopping home again, can you hear him singing?
Farewell Eowyn sister-daughter! (c'mon, sister-daughter? am i the only one who found that funny?)
Ai! Ai! A balrog! A balrog has come!
I can see, and hear, and smell, and feel, from this, from this, from thisa-lalla-lalla-rumba-kamanda-lind-or-burume
Now that's an Oliphant if I've ever seen one. My old gaffer will never believe this.
Bless us and splash us my preciousss!
You have nice manners for a liar and a theif
MOVIE
Bilbo, have you been at the gaffers old brew?
We've had one, yes, but what about second breakfast?
Oh well that's nice! Ash on my tomatos!
It comes in pints? I'm getting one!
Of course you are! And I'm coming with you!
Fangorn! What madness drove them in there? (hm...how about the madness of the battle that was going on behind them Gimli?)
You would die before your stroke fell!
Little orcs, barrarum
Don't talk to it Merry. Don't encourage it!
Oh...well that's good news!
You don't have any friends! Nobody likes you!
You're late. You look terrible.
Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?
I cannot jump the distance you'll have to toss me!
PO-TA-TOS
What's it doing!? Stupid fat hobbit!
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Thrust and the nuns will come.
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Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King!
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