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Originally Posted by Kuruharan
And since wearing armor precludes having wings, the discovery of balrog armor conclusively proves that balrogs did not have wings.  |
Pffft! Of course Balrogs didn't use wings when wearing armor. They employed turbo jet packs while passing over Hithlum with winged speed.
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.
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