I'd have to be a Hobbit, for no other reason than those Halflings really know how to have a good time. My name would be Ponto Brown, I would live in the Shire in the town of Scary, and for weapons I would have a slingshot, an Elven dagger, a Hobbit-size dagger, and as big of a stick as I could handle. Oh, yeah, and maybe a whip. Yes, I know, I'm a bad little Hobbit. The thing is, I like to go travelling a lot, and someone like me (3'6", 30 pounds) really must be able to ward off drunken dwarves and men who enjoy playing Hobbit-toss. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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