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Arwen Imladris · 08-30-2002, 02:57 PM

Old Man: A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
Merry: No, no the big one, big one
Sam: N-n-n-nothing important. That is I heard a good deal about a ring and a dark lord and something about the end of the world. But please Mister Gandalf sir, don't hurt me. Don't turn me into anythin' --unnatural.
Sam: I have been droppin no eves sir, honest. I was just cutting the grass under the window there, if you follow me.
Sam: Heh! Mr. Frodo is not goin' anywhere without me!
Elrond: No indeed, it is hardly possible to separate you even when he is summoned to a secret council and you are not.
Pippin and Merry: Wait! We are coming too!
Merry: You'd have to send us home tied up in a sack to stop us!
Pippin: Anyway you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission, quest... thing.
Merry: Well that rules you out Pip.
Frodo: <looks back> Go back Sam! I'm going to Mordor alone.
Sam: Of course you are, and I'm coming with you!

O.K. THat is enough for now

08-30-2002, 02:57 PM	#58
Arwen Imladris Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In a box with a fox Posts: 1,347	Old Man: A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to. Merry: No, no the big one, big one Sam: N-n-n-nothing important. That is I heard a good deal about a ring and a dark lord and something about the end of the world. But please Mister Gandalf sir, don't hurt me. Don't turn me into anythin' --unnatural. Sam: I have been droppin no eves sir, honest. I was just cutting the grass under the window there, if you follow me. Sam: Heh! Mr. Frodo is not goin' anywhere without me! Elrond: No indeed, it is hardly possible to separate you even when he is summoned to a secret council and you are not. Pippin and Merry: Wait! We are coming too! Merry: You'd have to send us home tied up in a sack to stop us! Pippin: Anyway you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission, quest... thing. Merry: Well that rules you out Pip. Frodo: <looks back> Go back Sam! I'm going to Mordor alone. Sam: Of course you are, and I'm coming with you! O.K. THat is enough for now __________________ "Wake up! Wake up! Wake up, sleepies, we must go, yes, we must go at once."