My favorite ME funnies:
1 - From The Hobbit: William and Bert the trolls arguing how they would cook and eat the dwarves - "Shall we sit on them and squish them and turn them into jelly?" or something like that. It really cracked me up, that whole scene when Bilbo gets called a burrahobbit
2 - Bilbo says, "I cook better than I cook, if you know what I mean".
3 - Legolas and Gimil at Helm's deep, trying to top each other and keeping count of how many orcs they've bashed. And Master Elf wins by one!
4 - That whole coney-cooking conversation between Gollum and Sam. Taters and all.
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