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Kaiserin · 08-12-2003, 07:32 PM

My favorite ME funnies:

1 - From The Hobbit: William and Bert the trolls arguing how they would cook and eat the dwarves - "Shall we sit on them and squish them and turn them into jelly?" or something like that. It really cracked me up, that whole scene when Bilbo gets called a burrahobbit

2 - Bilbo says, "I cook better than I cook, if you know what I mean".

3 - Legolas and Gimil at Helm's deep, trying to top each other and keeping count of how many orcs they've bashed. And Master Elf wins by one!

4 - That whole coney-cooking conversation between Gollum and Sam. Taters and all.

08-12-2003, 07:32 PM	#114
Kaiserin Wight Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Cair Paravel Posts: 150	My favorite ME funnies: 1 - From The Hobbit: William and Bert the trolls arguing how they would cook and eat the dwarves - "Shall we sit on them and squish them and turn them into jelly?" or something like that. It really cracked me up, that whole scene when Bilbo gets called a burrahobbit 2 - Bilbo says, "I cook better than I cook, if you know what I mean". 3 - Legolas and Gimil at Helm's deep, trying to top each other and keeping count of how many orcs they've bashed. And Master Elf wins by one! 4 - That whole coney-cooking conversation between Gollum and Sam. Taters and all. __________________ The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.