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Originally Posted by Inziladun
Knowing a king of Rohan once insulted one of their kin and punched him to death probably helped as well.  |
So much so that Dunlending mothers sent their children to bed with the stern admonition: "Better be good or Helm the Hammerhand will get ye if ye don't watch out!" 
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.
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