Your Gollum blooper inspired me, Arwen Imladris [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]:
Sam stumbles upon Gollum greedily gobbling something behind a rotting log. "Hey! What are you doing eating our lembas, Stinker?" he yells. Gollum stops in mid-bite and quickly spits out the remains of the lembas, grimacing and gagging. "Nasssty lembas! We hates them! Wicked, cruel hobbitses try to choke poor Smeágol!" Sam shruggs and walks away, and Gollum scoops up the lembas crumbs on the ground and chomps them down. "Hey, we has a reputation to keep up..."
[ May 01, 2002: Message edited by: ElanorGamgee ]
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