[Lothiriel Silmarien]

*At the Council of Elrond*

Elrond: As you know, there is a threat taking over the land (pauses) a threat to all the inhabitants of this land (another pause)and....it uh.....the Dark Lord wants to rule us....and, um..

Gandalf: Elrond, are you ok? Your not making any sense. We know these facts already.

Elrond: HEY! Who is in charge here? This isn't the Council of Gandalf now is it? It's the Council of ELROND, and does your nametag say Elrond????!!!!! NO, so be quiet old man!

Gandalf: Hey, I was just pointing something out, tha..

Elrond: NO! Don't point it out Mr.-I'm-the-cool-Wizard-with-the-pointy-hat-man! SHHHHSHHSHAAAAA!......ok, now as I was saying....There is a threat from Mordor...(looks around uneasily)..and the Dark Lord wishes to take us over and stuff. He wants his ring....but he ain't gettin it, got that!? Yeah....um, yeah ok. So we must...

Aragorn: Destroy the ring, Elrond? Do we destroy the ring? Is that what your saying?

Elrond: (gives Aragorn an evil look)..Well FINE Aragorn, you stinkin "King to your freakin throne or whatever"....yeah but that's it, ok destroy the ring...

Gimli: Do you know anything about what this subject Elrond, I man come on already!

Elrond: What was that Dwarf!? Excuze me Dwarf, what was that!!!! How DARE you speak to me of such manner, I'm the one who's talking ok. ME!!!......ok, so now we are discussing....something

Legolas: You don't know what this is about do you Elrond?

Elrond: uh....no.

[ May 14, 2002: Message edited by: Lothiriel Silmarien ]