The bridge of Khazad-dum. The balrog draws Gandalf with him in the chasm, and the rest of the fellowship flees. Then the camera shifts to the bottom of the chasm, where the balrog and Gandalf are sitting, drinking tea.
"Ah, Olorin, ol' buddy, how have you been?
I'm glad you finally came and visited me here in Moria. The only other company is orcs, and I mean, how deep a conversation can you have with someone how only can grunt? By the way, how do you like my cave? I've had a few thousand years to think of the decorations, and I think I have made a pretty good job. Want some sugar?"
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