Legolas: "Let a ploughman plough, but choose an otter for swimming, and for running light over grass and leaf, or over snow - an Elf".
- With this he leaps onto the biggest snowdrift, eager and willing expression on his face.
CRUNCH!!! He falls straight through the surface while Merry and Pippin hop around singing "who ate all the lembas".
Gandalf sez, "For the last time, I don't care how fashionable they are in Lothhlorien, NO DOC MARTENS!" It takes them two days to dig Legolas out.
Its the best I could come up with now, OK! (mumble) I thought it was funny (mumble)
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