Nyeep, you peeps are hilarious! And I would like some lembas, please! Here's my pitiful attempt to be funny like you guys:
(It's when Frodo, Sam, and Gollum are walking along, trying to get to Mordor)
Sam: I'm hungry, Mr. Frodo. Can I have a bit of lembas?
Frodo: Sure!
He opens his pack, finding that everything is gone and there is a note at the bottom.
Note: Ha! We has eaten all your stuff, masssster! And you had no idea who we are... Mua ha ha!
Love Gollum and Smeagol
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I realize how lame that was but oh well.
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