I don't know of a deodorant that can be used as an Orc/fly spray, but my wife uses something in the morning that nearly chokes the life out of me (it does smell nice, eventually, once the smog clears!!) [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
It may have the same effect on Orcs and Flies, but she won't let me try. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
Or I could just send her up against them, (they would run a mile if she gets to argueing!) [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
F.G.
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