Elbereth Gilthoniel was the first governor of the Shire, campaigning with the slogan "From Bree to the Sea with El.B.G."! (which really made no sense at all, but was extremely catchy).
He served one term, and his wife, Lady Bug, was responsible for the popular "Beautify the Shire" campaign, eliminating the billboards on the Greenway and putting a stop to uncontrolled burrowing.
El.B.G political career was ruined when he was caught picking up his children by their ears.
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As Frodo was sailing away from the Havens, what did Sam see him hold up?
[ October 31, 2002: Message edited by: Birdland ]
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