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Old 11-01-2002, 12:51 PM   #604
Birdland
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: the banks of the mighty Scioto
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Well, there's "Up the Down Staircase", which made a star of Sandy Dennis and made buck teeth sexy. Then there's "Stairway to Heaven", the favorite song of DJ's needing a bathroom break. Of course, who can forget Dorothy McQuire in "The Spiral Staircase"! Oooooh boy! Was that a scary movie! Remember that part where she's going up the stairs...

Huh? Oh! You mean, like, stairs in the book! Eh, who cares?

Anyway, so Dorothy McQuire is climbing up these stairs, see, when suddenly...

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When Frodo returned to the Shire, why did he say "It feels like going asleep again."?

[ November 01, 2002: Message edited by: Birdland ]
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