Frodo brought back a giant spider, and rented it out as a bug killer
Pippin brought back the palantir, and then wrapped a towel around his head and said he was a fortune teller, charging $5 for each vision from the palantir
Merry brought back Treebeard and Quickbeam, and started a dating services for the local entwives
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Ok my question to you is...
Why were Saruman's nails so nicley manicured all the time?
[ January 01, 2003: Message edited by: Daewen ]
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