Oh, so many reasons. The steady diet of lembas and his cleanser made from clearasil and Galadriel's fountain. Also, the fact that the makeup crew puts so much pancake on him that any blemishes are covered and buried. Being a supercool rolemodel elf prince must be so tough...
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Why does the Balrog hate Gandalf so much?
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Do not fear the darkness, for in the light, beauty dies.
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