Since everyone knows that Bilbo was a child prodigy and was able to read and write chapter books at the age of two, Bilbo wrote about things he knew and all of his experiences. The first of many books was titled The Art of Throwing Mashed Peas Against the Wall and it was the number one best-seller for three weeks in a row.
..::What was the name of Gollum's beloved pet cat?::..
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Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.
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