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Purple Monkey · 02-11-2003, 03:09 PM

Not that I'm suggesting anything of course. ;-) What about this one;

"Why it will take weeks before we get all these things sized up!"

"Weeks indeed," said Pippin. "And then Frodo will have to be locked up in a tower in Minas Tirith and write it all down. Otherwise he will forget half of it, and poor old Bilbo will be dreadfully disappointed."

02-11-2003, 03:09 PM	#94
Purple Monkey Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Monkey Island, of course! Posts: 30	Not that I'm suggesting anything of course. ;-) What about this one; "Why it will take weeks before we get all these things sized up!" "Weeks indeed," said Pippin. "And then Frodo will have to be locked up in a tower in Minas Tirith and write it all down. Otherwise he will forget half of it, and poor old Bilbo will be dreadfully disappointed." __________________ "Nothing that actually occurs is of the slightest importance."