Here we go, let's try this on for size.
Ugh! What is that? There's a spider in my bed! Ahh, Sam save me!
Sam? Where are you Sam?
Holy cow, it's climbing up my leg! AHHH!!! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!
Ha ha ha, bye-bye spider!
*SPLAT!!!!!!*
I killed it! Now I have to give it a nice funeral. *sniff*
He was a good spider, I think. He never bit anyone, at least not me. He did leave a big stain on my pant leg, but Sam'll wash it! I didn't like him very much, but...
Mr. Frodo? Are you...y'know...alright?
Of course, Sam! Who wouldn't put the body of a spider in a locket and carry it around for always and ever?
Two words. Don't ask. I couldn't tell ya.