[Lily Bombadil]

I want to appreciate my favourite Balrog. His name is Bob. Moreover, I would like to express my appreciation in song:

For he's a jolly good balrog,
For he's a jolly good balrog,
For he's a jolly good BAAAALROOOOOG!!!!!!!!! Which nobody can deny!
Which nobody can deny!
Which nobody can deny!
For he's a jolly good bonfiiiiiiire! I mean balrooooooog!
Which nobody can deny!

Woohoo!! Yeah! Let's hear it for Bob! Putcha hands in the air! (oo! oo!) Wave 'em like ya just don't care! (oo! oo!)

I apologise for the bizaare quality of this post. I was just head-banging to System Of A Down and now my head hurts...