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Old 06-13-2009, 10:18 PM   #3
Brinniel
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Brinniel is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.Brinniel is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.Brinniel is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.
Night 1

Th' crew rose early th' next mornin', expectin' a typical mornin' at sea. But th' fates would have it otherwise. On top 'o th' deck, they discovered their cap'n, or rather what remained 'o her. Poor Black Death Brinn had finally reached th' end 'o her luck. Th' encounter she had last nightfall was unfortunate 'n all thar was left to show was her head on a pike. Tacked on her forehead was a note which read, 'Tis be our ship now. Ye be threatened. Do not cross us or ye shall have a black spot on ye. 'An 'tis warnin' was followed wit':

We murder, we slaughter, we mangle and maul.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We torment and butcher and watch our prey fall.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a cutthroat’s life for me.
We abuse and harass, we smash and stab.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Destroy and dispatch anyone we can grab.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a cutthroat’s life for me.
We stifle and smother, we entice then stamp out.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We’ll do everyone in, we're evil no doubt.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

We're cold-blooded killers, we're baddies and foes.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We're bloodthirsty werewolves, we're every gull’s woe.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

We're vicious and savage and don’t show compassion,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
But even as hoodlums, we’ll do it in fashion,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a cutthroat’s life for me.


"Oh no, they ruined our song," complained th' musicians Whinin' Eomer 'n Poop Deck Kath.
"Well now what be we supposed to do?" th' quartermaster Lommy th' Infected asked Shark Tooth Shasta.
"What be ye askin' me fer?" replied th' first matey. "I'm not th'- wait....shiver me timbers, I be now, aren't I?"
Everyone rolled their eyes at th' slow one.

Luckily, poor Shark Tooth Shasta didn't have to make any decisions as Black Death Brinn had not yet said her final words.
"Well, what ye all be waitin' fer?" said th' head on th' pike. "Avenge me, ye scurvy dogs!"

Followin' th' cap'n's orders, th' crew got busy. Th' days to come would certainly not be easy.


The Living:

-Legless Sally Dawkins ~ Carpenter
-Puffy Shirt Rikae ~ Cabin Boy
-Pirate Lommy the Infected ~ Quartermaster
-Gangrenous Inziladun Jones ~ Pilot
-Pirate Boromir the Malformed ~ Gunner
-Stutterin’ Wilwa Scab ~ Cook
-Shark Tooth Shasta ~ First mate
-High-Pitched Annu ~ Surgeon
-Whinin’ Eomer Bonny ~ Musician (Pur-loined Violin)
-Snifflin’ Mac Sparrow ~ Cooper
-Almost-Blind Nerwen ~ Navigator/Sea Artist
-Lil' Green the Staggering Drunk ~ Powder Monkey
-Poop Deck Kath ~ Musician (Pipe)
-Cowerin' Gwath Slasher ~ Powder Monkey
-Pirate Nogrod the Fashionably Late ~ Gunner
-Slippery McCabbie Dagger ~ Boatswain
-Dancin' Mira Blythe ~ Striker
-Ham-Hands Izzy ~ Striker
-Short Ruth Mithril ~ Cook
-Stinkin' Eön Bloodbeard ~ Powder Monkey


The Ghosted:

-Black Death Brinn ~ Captain (mod)


Day 1 has begun. Ye scallywags may now discuss.

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