Sally couldn't stand it anymore and screamed:
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In PJ's new Hobbit film, budget cuts lead to such money-saving measures as clipping Smaug's wings, borrowing props from the Resident Evil franchise, and inviting Fischer-Price to sponsor the film by providing weapons. The cast, much like the fans, are displeased with these changes.
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Lommy exploded in suprise! The powder burns on the wall looked like this:
TGEW was convinced of foul play. In her report to the police, this quote was taken out of context, and later became the basis for yet another creation myth:
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Bard makes that crucial aim at a water-bound Smaug.
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MCR sneakily sabotaged TGEW's report, adding a few embellishments of her own:
It was food for thought. Aganzir bit it. After they wrestled it out of her mouth, her teethmarks spelled out:
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Bard the Bowman needs no clothes.
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Rikae did what she could with what was left, but had to piece together some missing areas with some nearby Dark Matter: