Suitably inspired by Barliman's manic grin and the giant open oven in the background
Butterbur: This way sir, let me show you to the oven- er, room.. will you be stewing with- I mean, staying with us long?
Frodo: Um, maybe we should leave, Sam.... Sam?
Man in corner eating: Mmmm, tater seasoning...
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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