Okay folks. The Christmas preparations begin here, I'm afraid.
But first, lets get down to business...
Pending the court case with the Downs' society for the prevention of cruelty to animals, here is The Phantom and Alien...
But that's not all! Oh no. For, with Christmas just three weeks away, 'we' here at The Downer have decided to go one step further with our Christmas celebrations.
Yes, folks, here, for the first time, is the script to the upcoming TV special, 'Prime Suspect 409' staring the Barrow Downs very own 'Lalwende' and 'Eomer'.
Part one is today, Two next Monday and the concluding episode will be on Christmas day!
Oh, and do remember this is a serious Newspaper:
Enjoy!