<B>Birdland</B>, on a thread speculating that Imrahil will not be in the movie:<BR> <BR>Well! Just what other minor characters do they intend to get rid of? Ioreth's kinswoman? Bergil? The Herb Master? <P>Oh No! Not Forlong the Fat!<P><BR>...and <B>Birdland</B> again, on the debate about the proper abbreviation of The Two Towers:<P>"Oh T's for 2, and 2 for TT,<BR>or 3 T's for The 2 T's, or T-T-T-dee-dee..."<P>T-hee!<P><BR>...and here is <B>Birdie</B>'s Rocky Horror contribution to the audience participation suggestions:<P>It's just a jump to the left,<BR>And then a step to the right. <BR>Put a finger in your mouth,<BR>And take a great, big bi-yi-yi-yi-yite! <BR>But it's that blood-red Eye, <BR>That really drives you insane. <BR>Let's do the Ring Wraith again! <BR>Let's do the Ring Wraith again!
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'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth.. .'
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