I have an idea! Why don't we all get together, kidnap a few plastic surgeons, and all get pointy ears?!?!?! That would be the perfect solution to all our problems.
Now, the only thing left is to get my hands on some height-increasing pills!
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.
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