THE BOOKS AND ARE THEY COMPLICATED –NOT AS COMPLICATED AS TURNING OFF THE CAPSLOCK!
Oliphaunt preferences -- self-explanatory –Uhhhh???
Do the books reuin the movies? Curse that Tolkien! He reuined everything!
Am I the only one here who finds this picture of Frodo dusterbing? –No. I, too, am dusterbed.
I have the One Ring –Shhhh! Someone might–
*snarls* My precious..... I GOT IT! Anyone else out there? *dead silence*
Whats the shortest time youve taken to read Lotr –O.5 seconds. Heck, it's only four letters, after all.
Where do hobbits come from? –Mummy and Daddy hobbits.
The 10th Fellowship member? –Mary Sue, you mean?
Does Hobbit-Toss figure in anywhere? –The next movie?
Re: the "...hire a hitman...?" thread ???