Company of friends out for an after-lunch walk stumble upon Gandalf taking a bath in a tub on a wood-glen…
Merry: Never thought wizards were human too… he’s taking a bath?! And singing too?! I thought they all bathed in moonbeams or something…
Gimli: Indecency! To wet one’s beard!? No dwarf will ever fall this low!
Pippin: Now do it, do it… take that bottle, take it… ha-ha, to pour a glue into his shampoo bottle was simply brilliant idea, simply brilliant… please do it, do it now…
Boromir: His voice is awful… even Faramir taking a shower sings better…
Legolas: Ah...splashes of water...waves... it reminds of the Sea… and this strange croaking… can it be gulls live in this forest? Ah, gulls... Ah waves... Ah…ah…
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- Would you believe in the love at first sight?
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