"I didn't ask for a skylight in this room!" Gimli yelled at Legolas.
"But I thought it needed one," Legolas protested as Gimli raised his axe. "It was so... undergroundish in here."
"That's because we ARE underground! And that's the way we dwarves LIKE IT! Balin would be rolling over in his tomb if he knew that some elf had added sunshine and sprinkled sparkly dust in his burial room!"
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