[Lothiriel Silmarien]

Hey what's up my friends, I'm back for another post. Yes, yet another. And right now I'm listening to Hero,the song for the spiderman soundtrack-which by the way, Chad Kroeger and Josey Scott are singing it.And what is that u say....? Is Chad a member of Nickelback?!! Well why in fact, yes he is!!!! He's that gorgeous, hot, good-looking singer dude, and he has such an awesome voice!! Ok I'll shut-up about them now and I'll just get to the post. Sorry, but I had to do that! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

(inspired by A Night at the Roxbury)
*at the council of Elrond*
Pippin: Hey Merry, is that a mirror in your pocket?

Merry: Bad one Pippin, I heard that.

Pippin: Damn!....Hey Aragorn, is that a..

Aragorn: Heard that from Arwen already, and obviously that pick-up line worked.

Pippin:....ok..uh, Hey Frodo is that a mirror..

Frodo: In my pocket? Sorry Pippin, I know that too.

Pippin: Damn you people! Ooh! Sam, hey is that a mirror in your pocket?

Sam:....what? why?

Pippin: Cuz I can see myself in your pants!....Ok, yeah that would work better if I said that to a girl, perhaps.

Sam: Yeah, but that's a good one. I'll use that on Rosie, maybe she'll go for it!

Elrond: Excuse me Pippin and Sam...this is a council meeting about very important matters going on, not some joke session! The Dark Lord is trying to take over the world and we have to figure out how to destroy him!! *Elrond walks over to Pippin and looks at the back of his shirt*

Pippin: What are you doing?

Elrond: Checking your label, just as I thought....made in heaven!