Pippin: What's the fire for?
Sam: *muttering* For setting you on fire, you fool of a Took.
Pippin: Huh? Did you say something, Sam?
Sam: No, nothing. . .
Merry: He said "for setting you on fire, you fool of a Took."
Pippin runs away crying.
Sam: Nice going, Merry. Now you made him cry!
Merry: You were the one who said it!
Sam: I didn't mean for him to hear it!
Merry: Well then you shouldn't have said it out loud!
Aragorn: SHUT UUUUUUPPP! *mutters* Or I'll set you all on fire. . .
Merry: What was that, Strider?
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Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.
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