Haha! Monty Python, right? Love that scene!
Here's one from True Grit (not exactly scene for scene, but all I can think of at the moment):
Frodo (to Strider): "They tell me you're a man with true grit...I want a man with grit to help me destroy the ring and hunt down Tom Sauron, that nasty cur that killed a lotta people's fathers."
Strider: "That so, eh? Well, me and General Price here-" pats sword "-will think it over after a pint of genuine rectified busthead, aged in a keg. Want a drink?"
Frodo: "I will not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains."
Strider: "Looks like your friends over there did, though."
He points to Pippin, Sam and Merry with Butterbur.
Butterbur: "Would you like some chicken and dumplings?"
Sam: "Might as well, though I can't see twenty-five cents in a little flour and grease."
Merry: "Careful of that, it'll hurt your eyes."
Sam: "Why?"
Merry: "Lookin' for the chicken!"
Butterbur: "Impudent bastards."
Pippin: "Baggins? Sure I know a Baggins!"
Strider: "Looks like you should go do something, Baby Sister."
Frodo, "What the...? I'm not a girl!!!"
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